my name is shirley and I aspire to sit in a bathtub filled with doritos
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swiftnick:

The episode where everyone fell in love with Chilton

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

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sodamnrelatable:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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Jaime likes pie now.

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vicesandvessel:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window

can’t hold it back anymore

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